You don’t have time to read every piece of crap written on every crappy blog. You’ve got SFW pictures of women to google. So here’s the Golden Nuggets hidden in the Uproxx logs of blogs.

Kanye looks like a metrosexual fish. The other guy looks like he's into metrosexual fish. *Picture courtesy of The Smoking Section*

Filmdrunk – I wish all movie trailers received this treatment.

Warming Glow – Come for Macho Man Randy Savage, stay for the factory explosion story.

With Leather – This is even more enjoyable if you pretend he’s an Emo or a Frenchman.

The Smoking Section - Grab some munchies, a 40 gallon slurpie and put this video on infinite loop. I think. Wait, what? Hold on I can’t find my Visine.

Buzzcuts - This is also more enjoyable if you pretend he’s a baby Emo or French. But either way props to whichever parent planned this. That’ll teach the little bastard to trust you.

WWTDD – Durden continues to be an excuse for celebrity bikini photos and Perez Hilton insults. But today, and once again, is all about Michael Jackson, because apparently what Durden would do is sell out.

*Bonus Nugget*

Videogum – New Jersey does love terrible things.