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1 Minute Movie Review – Body of Lies October 14, 2008

Posted by The Ringer in 1 minute movie review, movie reviews.
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That's the LAST time I go out drinking with Russel Crowe! 

Leo learned his lesson about drinking with Russell Crowe the hard way... by using his face.

If you had no idea what the fuck was going on while

watching “Syriana” but liked it cause you could tell

you were suppose to…then “Body of Lies” is going to be more your speed…dumbass. Critics panned this movie probably just because its not Stephen Gaghan’s ultra-snotty confusing political thriller/snoozer. But then again, critics suck balls. I, however, draw the line at balls. Leo speaks Arabic and pulls it off without having to eat falafel or ride a camel. Crowe does nothing but eat and talk into a wire the whole time, yet he does it so impressively. If you’re IQ is over 100 I trust you to see this movie instead of “Eagle Eye” or “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”. If not, go buy a helmet… its gonna be a rough life.

Verdict – Watchable

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Comments»

1. James Goldbond - October 14, 2008

Russel Crowe is not entertained.

/gladiator’d

2. Driftingfocus - October 31, 2008

That caption is priceless.


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