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1 Minute Movie Review – Walküre / Valkyrie January 7, 2009

Posted by The Ringer in 1 minute movie review, movie reviews, Uncategorized.
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Apparently Scientology has nothing against Nazis whose hobbies include assassination. But they hate psychiatry and admissions of autism.

Apparently Scientology has nothing against Nazis whose hobbies include assassination. But they hate psychiatry and admissions of autism.

Valkyrie (M.G.M. – United Artists) proves that the only reason Bryan Singer continues to get work is because X-Men and X2 were giants successes, of course your high school drama teacher could have directed X-Men to similar heights. He also would’ve made the costumes less gay. I mean, did you see Sabertooth?

Verdict – Boring. It would have seriously benefited from a surprise twist ending. Like Hitler turns out to be a ghost the whole time, or Himmler is really a woman. Or Brian Singer is really Brett Ratner.

Trailer Watch – Having seen the Wolverine trailer for a second time I admit, it looks not as lame as I first thought. Though Liev Shreiber looks more like a Philosophy teaching assistant with fangs than a comic book villain.

Rarrrrrrr! Anyone for Gay Ice Capades! Also known as... Ice Capades.

Rarrrrrrr! Anyone for Gay Ice Capades! Also known as... Ice Capades.

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