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12 Days of Bush – On the Seventh Day January 14, 2009

Posted by The Ringer in 12 Days of Bush.

On the Seventh Day of Bush that moron gave to me…

A bumb the President will never be able to un-bump.

A bumb the President will never be able to un-bump. Though 'un-bumping' has never been his style... that's a cocaine joke for all you straight edge kids.

“This thaw—took a while to thaw, it’s going to take a while to unthaw.”— Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

Extra Special Days of Bush Bonus – During Georgey’s last presidential press conference these things happened… (Note: Grammatical mistakes in following quotes were George W. Bush’s. He clearly was busy doing blow during second grade english class)  the source Time.com care of: Some stupid blog.

“Clearly, putting a “mission accomplished” on a aircraft carrier was a mistake. It sent the wrong message… Obviously, some of my rhetoric has been a mistake.”

“You don’t — you don’t get to have information after you’ve made the decision. That’s not the way it works.”

and the coupe de gras… “Abu Ghraib, obviously, was a huge disappointment, during the presidency. You know, not having weapons of mass destruction was a significant disappointment. I don’t know if you want to call those mistakes or not, but they were — things didn’t go according to plan, let’s put it that way.”

Yeah… let’s put it that way W. It sounds much better than putting it this way, ” Abu Ghraib… huge embarrassment to the country and our military. Nothing like Marines staking prisoners naked in the middle of a prison while taking pictures to improve diplomacy. Oh, and our premise for invading a foreign country to confiscate Nukes… yeah, was never gonna happen cause this whole war is about military positioning and stealing oil… which didn’t work out either.”    and you thought you had a bad day.


… and lower taxes for the wealthy.



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