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12 Days of Bush – On the Eighth Day… January 16, 2009

Posted by The Ringer in 12 Days of Bush.
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On the Eighth Day of Bush that jerk wad gave to me…

I swear... I didn't do anything when I was in office. I swears.  Can I still have a cookie?

Honest... I didn't do anything when I was in office. I swears. Can I still have a cookie?

“I do remain confident in Linda. She’ll make a fine Labour Secretary. From what I’ve read in the press accounts, she’s perfectly qualified.”
Austin, Texas, 8 January, 2001

For those who don’t know, Linda didn’t work out so much as Labour Secretary. Turns out you shouldn’t give money to illegal immigrants if you want to be in charge of labour. Also, Bush continued to prove that the reports that he receives are as accurate as a drunk homeless person with vertigo trying to pee into an upside down dixie cup.

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