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With Me You Only Need 2 Minutes… March 11, 2009

Posted by The Ringer in Uncategorized.
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Most awkward Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting ever.

Most awkward Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting ever.

 

Role Models could have been worse. Not by much though. The first 30 minutes of any movie ever hasn’t been as unfunny as ‘Role Models’ first act. It didn’t even have jokes other than Stiffler wearing a Mini-taur suit and Paul Rudd making fun of Starbucks calling their drink sizes by names that are stupid. The rest of the movie slowly spirals down into full frontal dorkdom. If you happen to enjoy watching other people take part in live action role playing then feel free to watch this movie and then kill yourself with a foam excaliber or shoot many of your classmates with semi-automatic rifles because you’re anti-social and listen to heavy metal music. Extra Intensity: I don’t know how this movie got 76% on rotten tomatoes. I guess that just proves that 75% of movie critics are big fat losers who play with Dungeons and Dragons instead of boobies, also known as fun bags.

Body of Lies is actually worth renting. Some woman may not want to bother because the dreamy Russel Crowe is fat, abrasive, hairy, and always eating. Other woman may want to watch this movie because Russel Crowe is fat, abrasive, hairy, and always eating. Big girls need to obsess over movie stars too.

JCVD is Jean-Claude Van Dammes seemed so comfortable in a roll since Universal Soldier: The Return. Of course in ‘JCVD’ he plays a version of himself that sucks at acting and who’s career goes nowhere.

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