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Golden Nuggets July 10, 2009

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Looks like Obama has officially passed Clinton as the coolest president ever.

Looks like Obama has officially passed Clinton as the coolest president ever.

You don’t have time to read every piece of crap written on every crappy blog. You’ve got videos of a sleep walking dog to watch. So here’s the Golden Nuggets hidden in the Uproxx logs of blogs.

With Leather – Move over Broadway Joe! We have a new champion of terribly awkward interviews due to sexual harassment. If you watch only one web clip today, this weekend, this month… make it this one… Also, fuck you to the people who pronounce harassment as ‘Harris-mint.’ It’s Ha-Rass-MENT not MINT. Move to the south!

Film Drunk – Sector 9 has a terrible name for a movie, but a cool trailer. I hope this movie is fantastic so this summer doesn’t go down as the decade’s worst movie season.

Film Drunk – Another reason to not respect Kevin Smith. After Mallrats it was all downhill. Not that Clerks or Rats were technically “good.”

Warming Glow – Video of Asians doing Christopher Walken impressions. Some are good while others are just for laughing at Asians. But more importantly Tosh.O is a great show as described hitherto.

Warming Glow – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is better than your favorite TV show. Speaking of which Entourage has been getting extremely rough treatment recently and isn’t favored by anyone anymore. Apparently people didn’t notice 5 years ago that this show sucked.

DAYMAN! aaahahaaaaaaa! Fighter of the Nightman! Champion of the Sun!

The Smoking Section – Wu Tang plus Samurai movie mash up. Tis Gangster.

Golden Nuggets July 8, 2009

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You don’t have time to read every piece of crap written on every crappy blog. You’ve got SFW pictures of women to google. So here’s the Golden Nuggets hidden in the Uproxx logs of blogs.
Kanye looks like a metrosexual fish. *Picture courtesy of The Smkoking Section*

Kanye looks like a metrosexual fish. The other guy looks like he's into metrosexual fish. *Picture courtesy of The Smoking Section*

Filmdrunk – I wish all movie trailers received this treatment.

Warming Glow – Come for Macho Man Randy Savage, stay for the factory explosion story.

With Leather – This is even more enjoyable if you pretend he’s an Emo or a Frenchman.

The Smoking Section – Grab some munchies, a 40 gallon slurpie and put this video on infinite loop. I think. Wait, what? Hold on I can’t find my Visine.

Buzzcuts – This is also more enjoyable if you pretend he’s a baby Emo or French. But either way props to whichever parent planned this. That’ll teach the little bastard to trust you.

WWTDD – Durden continues to be an excuse for celebrity bikini photos and Perez Hilton insults. But today, and once again, is all about Michael Jackson, because apparently what Durden would do is sell out.

*Bonus Nugget*

Videogum – New Jersey does love terrible things.

Digest This – Golden Nuggets July 7, 2009

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You don’t have time to read every piece of crap written on every crappy blog. You’ve got SFW pictures of women to google. So here’s the Golden Nuggets hidden in the Uproxx logs of blogs.

Filmdrunk – Baywatch movie. This is worth reading for two reasons. One of them is the spectacularly out of line joke about child birth.

With Leather – Ocho Cinco to Twitterito.  Poignant summary.

With Leather – Youtube fake? Either way this has worst acting that the Hills and with uglier people.

Warming Glow – Ever wonder what Demerol will do to you while hanging out with King of Dcuches Brett Ratner?

Kissing Suzy Kolber – Football Fridays. I guess those who really love football will really maybe kinda like this news, maybe.

The Rap Up – Talent that can be appreciated by anyone.

Buzz Cuts – Writing a book about Rush Limbaugh being stupid will help you become a senator. That’s how Al Franken did it anyway and this is proof that someone went from SNL writer to one of the highest ranking politicians in the country.

WWTDD – Durden continues to be an excuse for celebrity bikini photos and Perez Hilton insults. But today its all about Michael Jackson, because apparently what Durden would do is sell out.